COUCH POTATO

Greetings! Thank you for your email. Unfortunately, I will be out of the office on (date) (time, including time zone) and will return on (date) (time, including time zone).

I was on a TV binge last night and watched all eight seasons of a popular show

If your email needs prompt assistance, please forward it to (team member’s name) at (team member’s FULL email address). You may also call (team member’s name) directly using our toll free number 1-800-000-0000, EXT. (team member’s extension).

In case you are wondering, all ends well in the show. No one gets divorced, no one goes to jail, and they all still have a lot of money. I believe I have suffered the most severe consequences from the series. So thank you for choosing (company name) and have an amazing day!

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